PAX: Honeysuckle, White Meat, Wolf of Montana, Safety Valve, Popeye, America’s Best

AO: The Lion’s Den, 08-24-2025

By: America’s Best

Ok this is long overdue so please excuse any omissions or errors, but here’s the gist of it:

5 HIM’s showed up in the gloom this morning to try and figure out exactly what that guy just said.

The thing:
Choose your fate Dora
If you can translate the misheard lyric, you can do the easy exercise.
The lyrics and exercises:

“Pizza Person”
Correct answer —> burpees.
Incorrect answer —> man makers

“A girl with colitis “
Correct answer —> WWI sit-ups
incorrect answer —> WWIII sit-ups

“Big ol’ Jed had a light on”
Correct answer —> lunge walk/mosey, incorrect answer —> murder bunny/mosey

The PAX couldn’t decipher Pizza Person, probably because YHC refused to use the entire line “I’ll never be your Pizza Person.”

White Meat translated “girl with colitis” even without “goes by.” (Which again, I removed bc it seemed a giveaway).

More than one man knew “Big Ol Jed Had a light on” likely due to the unusually heavy Steve Miller presence in Dox’s old beatdowns.

The next thang:
Imperial walkers during the song “Blue” by Eiffel 65. No one could ID the song by the misheard lyric (actual lyric: “da ba dee da ba di”)
So
Burpee on every blue.

Honeysuckle did identify
“There’s a bathroom on the right” from CCR’s “Bad Moon on the rise” lyric so we knocked 30 sec off.

COT

SYITG,

AB