PAX: Roxbury, Popeye Enron, Honeysuckle, Safety Valve, America’s Best

AO: Tuesday Tuff, 02/24/26

By: America’s Best

What do I do on my vacations? Mostly try to hide the fact that I’m quietly planning a beat down.

So upon my return from the mountains, I made 10 trail markers with 3 difficulty levels on each: a black diamond, a blue square, and a green circle.
(Inevitably, these props will be discovered by the M, and YHC’s priorities and time management will be discussed).
Each man would make his way up the mountain (from the stage to the opposite side of the field) via a “lift” (MOT) and then make his way back down (around the track) following the 5 trail markers on the chosen side.
A cornhole throw would determine which set of markers you follow:
Hit the hole and you get to follow greens, land on the board and you follow blues, miss the board entirely and you must follow blacks.
The hitch: you have to throw from the cone associated with the MOT you are choosing.
The cone for the murder bunny lift was directly in front of the board, the cone for age lunge walk was slightly offset, and the cone for the mosey lift… well, you’d be lucky to hit the board from way over there.

The murder bunny lift became very popular. I’m reality, when that happens, the lift usually ends up stopping at some point, leaving you sitting there halfway up the mountain. So the modification was made that if you chose that lift,halfway up you had to stop and hold Al Gore for 60 seconds.

Enron, I believe, was the only one to use all 3 lifts/MOTs (and therefore also the only one to have to take the black diamond routes twice).

That was the thing.

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