PAX: Maneater, Honeysuckle, Teravanilli, Paradox, Fencepost, America’s Best

AO: The Lion’s Den, 06/26/2025

By: America’s Best

It was a small showing at first. Then Dox and The FencePost (isn’t that more creative than just “FencePost”?) showed during Warmarama, with unexpected Hillbilly Walkers Abe Vigodas, and multiple nightclubs included.

Was this the same thang as last time? One man was given a category and told to run a lap. The rest of the PAX bet on whether he would get the question right. Bets were made from a pool of exercises… 20 merkins, 30 curls, 15 WJ’s (WHAT DOES WJ STAND FOR??!?), 10 squats, etc.

Always a different part, though: Whilst the lad ran a lap, the remaining PAX alternately murder-bunnied, bear-crawled, lunge-walked, block-beared, moseyed, or Lt-Dan’s-Magic-Legged in the opposite direction to meet him.

Burning for more knowledge, the PAX overall fared better than last time, but still did plenty of Wheezys, Merkins (multiple types!), squats, burpees, and maybe other things.

COT:
New coupon depot declared today and coupons moved to the side of the tennis courts. Thanks to Dox for reminding YHC for prayer requests and HS prayed us out.
SYITG,
AB