PAX: Lil Cuz, Roxbury, Popeye, Enron, Paradox, Safety Valve, Honeysuckle, Pipe Layer

AO: The Goose’s Nest, 09/02/2026

By: America’s Best

It all began with a dejected Pipe Layer, who said it all:
“Awwww… is this IPC?”
Or maybe it was excitement I heard in his voice.

It’s a prewritten beatdown so there’s not much to say here other than the weather was there.
Standard style warmarama (now with Hillbilly Walkers!) as the Safety-dox Train rolled in a bit late.
YHC did bring a playlist with a theme just to keep the people thinking while they’re suffering. Because some folks have to flex their brains too.
First song was obviously Iron Man. Second song was neon pill.
We were only 2.03 songs in when paradox identified the third song as Lithium and the theme as elements.
But only Enron knew that Superman song was actually called Kryptonite.

The PAX finished with great times and so we had about 15 minutes left to do something stupid.
… stupid like a fox.

YHC grabbed a cone and a ball (klute) from the frunk and thus began a game nobody asked for. The rules were simple: One man throws the ball. YHC marks the landing spot with a cone. The next man then attempts a no-look, backwards, over-the-head throw to land the ball as close to the cone as possible.
Of course, safety valve had to get cute and and only throw the ball about 15 yards, so we had to penalize that by making the next man throw the cone like a frisbee. See valve? you make everybody look stupid.
…stupid like a fox.

Anyway, this got us to pretend we were having fun this morning and get us to 6 o’clock.
Everyone agreed that Roxbury‘s Tuesday was tougher than IPC week zero. So there’s that.

COT

Lil Cuz prayed us out.

SYITG,
AB