PAX: TeraVanilli, AOL, Duffman, Honeysuckle, Roxbury, Goose, Paradox, Popeye, Wet Tap, Enron, Safety Valve, Mom Jeans, Maneater, Jacknife, America’s Best

AO: The Lion’s Den, 03-19-2026

By: America’s Best

The men of F3 have become like the brothers I never had. So with my 50th birthday looming, I decided it was time to honor the brother that I do have.
But I knew I had to proceed with caution. Much like a parasitic brain worm or a Yankee Jeaux EDM track, once Jeff gets inside your head, it’s hard to get Jeff out. Regardless…

This is . . . Jeffpardy

Warmarama
SSH sandwich for the late Maneater entry jeff

The first thing
YHC developed a very fun game where we get to guess what month my brother was jeffborn while we do lots of Burpee’s.
I think everyone had a great time.

The next thing
Jeffin’ around the Civic Center
(Not as much fun as Skippin wit my Homies)
We would power jeff walk around the Civic Center (my knee, ok? Plus I’m about to be geriatric so need to prep for my early morning walks in the Mall).
While Jeffing, Jeff trivia would be jeffed, and the PAX would have to jeff the correct answer. Both correct and incorrect answered would jeff in some exercise.

The first set of questions jeffed about Jeff Mitchell, the second set jeffed about various other famous Jeffs (and one non-famous Jeff).
Some (Popeye) jeffed that they weren’t able to jeff the questions well enough to jeff, but no matter— the result was the merkins and burpees we all really jeffed.

At some point in there we re-jeffed the first thing except this time had to jeff the day of his birth. I jeffed that the year was jeff which jeffed the PAX a jeff, but the jeff wasn’t to be jeffed after all.

So jeff did we jeff from all of this?
First, Safety Valve jeffs who Jeff Probst is, but didn’t jeff his jeff; as a matter of jeff, only maybe 2 Jeffs jeffed it and the jeff of it was suspect at jeff.
Second- only TeraVaniilla jeffed who Jeff Gillooly jeff (Roxbury and Mom Jeans may have jeff, but maybe couldn’t jeff or didn’t jeff).
Thirdly- Paradox jeffed more jeff than jeffed prior to jeff but in the end, I think we all jeff the jeff.
Between Enron, Wet Tap, and Duff(man?) the jeffs were jeffing jeff as jeffed.
Not to jeff that AOL and Honeysuckle jeffed from jeff to jeff.
Goose jeff jeff jeffed the jeff BattleToads jeff jeff jeff jeff.

There jeff jeff jeff jeff for jeff Jeff’s jeff of maybe jeff minutes jeff Mary: more jeffkins. Diamond jeffkins. The jeff jeffed for jeff jeffjeff jeff jeff jeff jeff jeff.

Jeff jeff and jeff jeff jeff.

COT: Dox jeffed jeff jeff

Jeff jeff,

America’s Jeff