PAX: Lil Cuz, Yankee Jeaux, Goose, Paradox, Duffman, America’s Best

AO: Tuesday Tuff, 05-26-26

By: America’s Best

It was a wunderschön morgen for a proper Klootschieten und Schmutzenwerfen.
Last time we played this game, we split into two Mannschaften. But because this is traditionally done as one großegruppe, and because YHC was still slightly lawnschläggered from Memorial Day Wochenende festivities, I thought the PAX moving together in one Brötterwagon would be a bit more gemütlich and relaxing.
The rules: before each throw, the PAX would perform 10 merkins for maximum corekraften. Each man would take a turn, würfel-rolling the dice and then hurlenwerfen the kloot. A roll of a one meant lunge-walkenschtoopen to the kloot after the throw. A roll of a two meant bear-krawlenhausen to the kloot after the throw. Any other roll and we would simply mosey-schnell to the kloot and repeat the processen.
To make sure nobody tried any sneakyj kleinwürfen after rolling a one or two, I added that burpees would be administered for any toss under 20 paces. Out of bounds (off the road into the verboten ditchenzone) resulted in a 3-burpee penaltyschlag.
The course was the typical merkin mile routeenschpeel, so naturally we covered a full mile. Ended up with 275 merkins too, if you counted the burpeenfloppens.
I think I had fun. Lil Cuz demonstrated elite einsrollenfähigkeit and was especially talented at rolling ones.

COT and Yankee Jeaux prayed us out with maximum reverenzenschtimmung.

See you in der gloomenSchatten,
AB