PAX: AB, HS, Pop, YJ, Smooth, Ronnie, Roxbury, Valve,
AO: Goose Den
By: Paradox
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Full Time Frisburpee Goalie
Training Required: literally zero, it’s actually an advantage if you have been fired with cause a few times
Duties :
1 man, 2 goals. Sorry we had Covid budget cuts.
You will rapidly sprint between goals holding a dodgeball like an idiot while your friends enjoy a gentleman’s game of frisbee.
You can however, enjoy the sweet solace that it sucks AND you created it.
Coworkers: none. In fact , your work is done in a desolate field of Tobies from HR.
Compensation:
Smooth will tell you great job and the rest of the A holes will have stellar zone 2 cardio.
Benefits: Yearly Vacation package at the beach of Aly, colloquially called Alys beach by the elite of the elite.
Starting Date : right now , the other guy just quit..said he’s getting his wellness membership
Duke get the frisbee and roll the footage.
9 pax at the Goose Den.
We are at the peak of LA summer where the meteorologist just shows the highs and prays a decade for a cold front. No matter, it didnt stop these frisbee addicts. They were good and lathered up for some more revolutions after AB left everyone in positional vertigo Monday. We got into some fairly quiet warmups while AB and Valve heaped on praises about YHCs ability to “over communicate”. Remind me to schedule diarrhea for the Lafourche Eye Conference.
Frisbee Run
Indian run with last man 5 jump squat drop off. Lead man has frisbee and tosses it at an acceptable distance to the income man. A drop and we do 3 burpees.
Ronnie got into his two left hands early and ultimate was clearly not a club sport at LSU. Ya hate to CE Byrd that.
We made it to the field for the main thang:
YHC has been on a recent quest to create the perfect F3 game. It must meet several criteria.
1.) Easy gameplay-
ie no jumping rope, no superhuman hand eye coordination, no 3 pointers
2. ) AB/Ronnie Proof-
One will attack you with concerns of inefficient energy usage and the other will find every angle before you have finished the instructions. You must defend both or atleast prepare for their unsolicited suggestions.
3.) can’t be over complicated – if you have ever attended a fine morning of kloot rolling you know simplicity prevails.
4.)needs to be difficult on the lungs and chest .- slightly under iron pax level
5.) something on the line- burpees usually work as fine motivator
6) Lastly you need Yankee Jeaux. He’s just essential. Just has a certain Jenna Say What that he adds to the games. Andd when the #2s really get cranked up he will give you a wry smile and wink letting you know that they won’t receive WaterColor invites this year. It was good to have you in the fold today Jeaux.
Well YHC tried but ultimately we met very few of the above criteria today.
In short You want the pax to know they are having fun and their bodies only feel it on the drive home.
YHC returned to old faithful as a base game, battle frisburpee with hopes of tinkering with 3 separate formats. Let’s go to the tape.
Game 1
Traditional Frisburpee
(10 minutes)
This was our smoothest trial today. Regular ultimate rules with 3 burpees for all drops. The only problem was we had 9 pax. Ronnie started to scheme early suggesting someone be all time QB. Sounded great and YHC volunteered himself for the first go at it. It’s a good idea until you realize there ain’t no quarterback in ultimate. This lead to several interactions where YHC would be ignored as open or dusted by an opponent only for them to then help me up and encourage our team. A pure glass case of emotions. It would not improve.
Game 2
Battle Frisburpee with dodgeball goalie (s) (10 minutes)
This round drops equal 2 burpees
To add an another wrankle this round YHC added the infamous Dodgeball goalie and again was befuddled by the odd number 9. Ronnie now openly scheming, suggested YHC be the goalies, all of them. I must admit that the temptation of openly pegging pegging everyone looked good on paper. What followed was ten min of suicides and watching really entertaining frisbee so we moved on.
Game 3
Battle Frisburpee with EMOM merkin timer
No penalty drop burpees
The grand finale wrankle is that every 2 min each team would sprint to the endzone and do 100 collective merkins then race the other team to midfield and plank up. A team point on the line.
This went over reasonably well with some close calls and lots of rapid fire frisbee action.
In the final sprint home Popeye and Smooth resolved to cardio efficiency while AB , clearly in a battle frisbee fugue state, resorted to jump scares as defense.
We counted, named and many solid intentions were raised.
BK500 10/24/26
Special prayers for YJ Family today
Also a few babies on the way ( Owens 2.5, Lord, help us) and YHC is even hoping to make the Chabills big Catholic Van Calendar this fall.
Some beatdowns come together naturally, some have threaded themes and AI music and others, well the plane gets built as its being flown. It’s one of the fine qualities of our merry band.
Ya give God enough space and he’ll usually cover the spread. So get on that Q sheet and enjoy the ride.
Well gotta run fellas
Those goals want defend themselves.
SYITG
Dox