PAX: Enron, AOL, TeraVanilli,Pope, Goose, Duffman, Honeysuckle, Safety Valve, Paradox, Roxbury,Popeye, AB

AO: The Lion’s Den, 5-14-2026

By: America’s Best

Standard warmarama as the North Thibodaux crew rolled in pretty late.

At least half of the PAX individually asked Honeysuckle why our field is covered in dirt and broken glass and fossils from the Jefferson formation. He consistently feigned ignorance which only makes everyone more suspicious that he has actually been behind this all along since the Lion went missing. Shamalan!!

May Challenge beatdown: minimal creativity, maximal points.
The thing would be simple. The instructions also simple. Misinterpreted by some, ignored by others.

And of course there’s always someone besmirching the honor of YHC’s squattitude.
What’s in a name, Valve? Would a squat by any other name smell like a toilet?

Anyway, Imperial squat walkers have 2 squats in each one and they count.

The Dora:
100 imperial squat walkers (2:1– 4 count) – run lap
200 BBS-Maui walk
300 merkins- Lunge squat walk
400 curls- Run lap

The idea was to get points not only in the exercise portion, but also in the MOT. Maybe it worked.

Music theme was straightforward but I knew it would take Honeysuckle’s intuitive powers to decipher it.
(Alliterative band names, TeraVanilli).

COT and Paradox prayed us out.

SYITG,
AB